I am a Clean Person, and you can ask me stuff: firstname.lastname@example.org
I'm also the author of "My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag ... And Other Things You Can't Ask Martha"
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Oh, hey there and hello!
I’m Jolie Kerr and I am a Clean Person. You can call me Jolie Cleanperson if you want! I write a regular cleaning advice column for Deadspin. It’s a weird job.
I’m also the author of My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag … And Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha (Plume). If you wanted to buy my book, you could do so at any one of these fine establishments:
There’s a cute little trailer about my book—you can watch it here. Let’s see … what else can I tell you? Oh, well! I’m a Boston native and a graduate of Barnard College, now residing in a teeny, tiny, spotless apartment in Manhattan’s Lower East Side with my husband. He wants you to know that he has never barfed in my handbag.
I’m sometimes called the “Hipster Homemaker” or the “Millennial Martha” which is funny because I’m neither a hipster nor a millennial. I’m a Lilly Pulitzer-wearing Gen Xer, actually. But I know what they’re getting at, so it’s okay ;) Hmm, right and Kerr is pronounced like care. That sometimes trips people up.
If you have a question you’d like to ask me about something that’s dirty, you should feel free to do so! My email address is email@example.com. You can also send me press inquiries if you want. Are you interested in subscribing to my newsletter? Because I’ve got one of those! And I’m on Twitter and Instagram too.
So hey, good talk!