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Sorcery And Witchcraft: How To Fold A Fitted Sheet

Sorcery And Witchcraft: How To Fold A Fitted Sheet

How To Get Your Kid’s Marker Stains Out Of The Goddamn Couch

Bless. This is why writing about cleaning for Deadspin is SO. MUCH. FUN.

How To Get Your Kid’s Marker Stains Out Of The Goddamn Couch

Bless. This is why writing about cleaning for Deadspin is SO. MUCH. FUN.

rendit:

Joles and I just heard someone on Allen Street beep the Godfather theme and are now fantasizing about buying a 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. I want red, she wants Paulie Walnuts gold, and we may compromise with white and a red leather interior.

"But white cars are so hard to keep clean.”
"Bubba. You’re married to me. I don’t think you need to worry about that.”

rendit:

Joles and I just heard someone on Allen Street beep the Godfather theme and are now fantasizing about buying a 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. I want red, she wants Paulie Walnuts gold, and we may compromise with white and a red leather interior.

"But white cars are so hard to keep clean.”

"Bubba. You’re married to me. I don’t think you need to worry about that.”

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I chatted with the guys at 740 The Game in Orlando, FL about my Ultimate Super Bowl Dip bracket for Foodspin. A PROUD DAY.