I am a Clean Person, and you can ask me stuff: firstname.lastname@example.org
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Bless. This is why writing about cleaning for Deadspin is SO. MUCH. FUN.
LAMOB IS BACK, BITCHES!!!
Joles and I just heard someone on Allen Street beep the Godfather theme and are now fantasizing about buying a 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. I want red, she wants Paulie Walnuts gold, and we may compromise with white and a red leather interior.
"But white cars are so hard to keep clean.”
"Bubba. You’re married to me. I don’t think you need to worry about that.”
I chatted with the guys at 740 The Game in Orlando, FL about my Ultimate Super Bowl Dip bracket for Foodspin. A PROUD DAY.