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The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 20
A Set of Gorgeous Sheets
Remember when we all made our beds for a month? (Or, as I prefer to think of it: the time when we La’d Our Mobs.) How about treating yourself to or asking for a gorgeous set of sheets and then resolving, come January 1, to make your bed every single day?! YES!!!

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 20

A Set of Gorgeous Sheets

Remember when we all made our beds for a month? (Or, as I prefer to think of it: the time when we La’d Our Mobs.) How about treating yourself to or asking for a gorgeous set of sheets and then resolving, come January 1, to make your bed every single day?! YES!!!

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 19
Beefcake Jack Hand Towels | Kathy Steig Decor, $15.00
You have to wash your hands (yes, you do), so why not have a lil’ something something on which to dry them?

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 19

Beefcake Jack Hand Towels | Kathy Steig Decor, $15.00

You have to wash your hands (yes, you do), so why not have a lil’ something something on which to dry them?

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 18
Microfiber Sponges | The Container Store, $4.99
These are God’s gift to your bathroom sink area. Just … trust me on this one. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 18

Microfiber Sponges | The Container Store, $4.99

These are God’s gift to your bathroom sink area. Just … trust me on this one. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 17
Hang Up Mini Vacuum | Shop Vac, $19.97
I’m actually not sure how people manage to live without a hand vac, but then again I sleep with mine on cold nights. This one is all the more impressive because it’s a wet/dry vac. And under $20. How can you not want to own this beauty?

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 17

Hang Up Mini Vacuum | Shop Vac, $19.97

I’m actually not sure how people manage to live without a hand vac, but then again I sleep with mine on cold nights. This one is all the more impressive because it’s a wet/dry vac. And under $20. How can you not want to own this beauty?

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 16
Vase Set: Insects | Laura Zindel, $135.00 - $160.00
Critters in the home are great! As long as they’re not alive and/or caged.

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 16

Vase Set: Insects | Laura Zindel, $135.00 - $160.00

Critters in the home are great! As long as they’re not alive and/or caged.

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 15
Hanger Hamper | Lillian Vernon, $14.99
One could use this to hold the wire hangers one’s planning to recycle because they’re certainly not taking up residence in one’s home. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 15

Hanger Hamper | Lillian Vernon, $14.99

One could use this to hold the wire hangers one’s planning to recycle because they’re certainly not taking up residence in one’s home. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 14
Laundry Bag | Agent Provocateur, $130.00
The main problem I see with this is that it would be nigh on impossible to put a pair of dirty socks into such a beautiful laundry bag.

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 14

Laundry Bag | Agent Provocateur, $130.00

The main problem I see with this is that it would be nigh on impossible to put a pair of dirty socks into such a beautiful laundry bag.

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 13
Lingerie Wash | Soak, CA$16.00
I have no idea how this stuff — which you stir into some wash water, add your dainties, allow to soak and then dry, all without rinsing — works, I just know that it does. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 13

Lingerie Wash | Soak, CA$16.00

I have no idea how this stuff — which you stir into some wash water, add your dainties, allow to soak and then dry, all without rinsing — works, I just know that it does. 

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 12
Nail Brush | Uncommon Goods, $25.00
I can’t help it, I love a punny gift item. (Is for cleaning your fingernails, you see?)(Yes I know you see. Sorry. Puns! I just love ‘em!)

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 12

Nail Brush | Uncommon Goods, $25.00

I can’t help it, I love a punny gift item. (Is for cleaning your fingernails, you see?)(Yes I know you see. Sorry. Puns! I just love ‘em!)

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 11
Ultimate Fabric Steamer | Conair, $68.99
I have the same (or similar?) model and I live in a dollhouse, by which I’m trying to say that it doesn’t take up much room and oh boy do I ever love my steamer. It was a gift, even! A really, really great gift, you guys.

The Clean Person’s Holiday Gift Guide 2012: Day 11

Ultimate Fabric Steamer | Conair, $68.99

I have the same (or similar?) model and I live in a dollhouse, by which I’m trying to say that it doesn’t take up much room and oh boy do I ever love my steamer. It was a gift, even! A really, really great gift, you guys.